Happily Bitter

Know who DIDN'T have a blog? Hitler. That's who.

About Happily Bitter

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This is just a place with some stuff to read, and a couple videos thrown in here and there.  It’s a lot of different subjects,  not for the weak-willed or intolerant, and if you’ve come here through my profile on some other site or forum, you might be surprised at a lot of what is written here. Sorry if your elusions have been shattered.  

Reflection:Self: 

  • Cursey – especially when I’m all riled up
  • Occasional hypocrite – I feel real bad about it when I realize it
  • A stickler for understanding the argument – if you’re going to discuss something, it’s important to define the terms.
  • I like to check my facts because I don’t like to be embarrassed
  • Progressively resistant to change – I’ve no patience for new fangled technology, other than my kick-ass computer.
  • Cable-Free, Hulu-Dependent, out of the Mad Men loop
  • Advice column junkie – Online advice column comment sections soothe the souls of web-weary political pundit perusers.
  • Alliterative (see prior point)
  • Conspiracy Theory Consider-er – hey, anything’s possible
  • Conspiracy Theory Proposer – (see my crackpot theories and stuff I made up) – because if I’m right I can say “called it”, and everyone’ll say, “yup”
  • Massively talented at finding uses for stuff that wasn’t intended for said uses.
  • Fond of blaming the “Goddamned Republicans”, especially for things like stubbing my toe or forgetting to buy bread. They are somehow to blame, I’m sure of it.
  • Frequently hyperbolic
  • Likely to accuse others of trickery and deceit because people shouldn’t act so suspicious alla time and stuff.
  • Trying to effect social change by waiting for someone else to implement my ideas and then being indignant if they don’t. They oughtta…they should’ve…
  • Pretty sure we’re in the middle of some sort of vast triple-double-cross-and-cross-back-again-for-good- measure, bizarro-world, opposite-day, mind-fuck shitstorm of epic proportions, and I’m startin’ to suspect that most of ya’ll are in on it.

 

 

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Thank you :)

Written by Philosimphy

February 12, 2009 at 4:58 pm

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  1. Hey:) I just came across your post on Jezebel regarding Kristen Wiig’s Barbie on SNL ~ you mentioned an OLDER skit, the one where Wiig plays the ‘lesbian reporter’ :)

    here’s the clip for you :)

    http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v250/LeeHolloway/?action=view&current=snllesbianreporter_mp4.flv

    unfortunately, it’s _truncated_ :( Photobucket has a 5min limit for videos apparently:( I’m trying to find another site to upload the clip in its entirety ~ but as you’d guess, most recognize SNL clips and block them for copyright reasons…..

    anyway, it’s MOST of the skit and I LOVE it as much as you do! I HOPE Wiig brings this character back sometime!

    cheers,
    AxeGrrl

    axegrrl

    June 1, 2009 at 1:39 am

    • Thanks so much for the link! Hilarious!

      AF

      June 1, 2009 at 6:56 am

  2. This is off topic but I commented on up yours Amy Alkon. What a witch, I have been involved in seriously immature emails with her. I had to block her. She is relentless.

    txtacky

    September 26, 2009 at 9:08 pm

  3. Do not ever loose sight of the fact that your are a good honest person who has left those who have crossed your path better for it myself included, hope all is well with you.

    your friend

    October 6, 2009 at 3:32 pm


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