Love Tips For Teh Menz

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Dating:

 

If you are dating a woman and you have not yet seen her naked, don’t tell her she has a good/great/nice body. Telling a woman that you like her body when you have only seen it covered will only make her think she has been able to fool you so far, and she may try to forever hide it from you, even after you have become intimate. Constrain yourself to complimenting the parts of her you can see, the skin, eyes, lips, the smile, hair, legs, arms, - and compliment things that aren’t appearence related - her laugh, her smarts, her voice, her aesthetic taste…. Then when the moment of revealing teh naked finally comes around, react with delight at every new part of her you see. A lustful gaze at the body with a sly smile and a breathless, “Wow.” is all that’s required.

 

Teh Sex:

 

When using your hand on a woman, always use your middle three fingers on the clit. Aiming your lower palm (nearer the wrist) to land against her pubic bone will let your fingers rest over her clit, and with all three fingers, you’ll be sure not to miss the right area.

You know that the clit is the most sensitive area, but what about penetration? What do women like/dislike about that? You may be surprised to hear that most vaginas are only four inches in length, and the first inch and a half or so of it has approximately 90 percent of the nerve endings. If you are using your fingers on the vagina, concentrate more on that first 1 1/2 inches, and lean towards using girth (width, diameter, whatever. im not a math major fer chrissakes) to stimulate her instead of using length…. Don’t bother putting 1 finger way in, your finger isn’t wide enough to stimulate the opening 1 1/2 inches, and there aren’t any nerves further up, so she feels nothing up there.

If you do put your fingers way in, don’t flick or push on the little round bally thing you feel. It’s not the g’spot, it’s the cervix, and we DO NOT LIKE THAT. If we are squirming when you do that, it’s not from pleasure.

 

When The Honeymoon is Over:

 

If your woman asks, “Do I look fat in these jeans?” You should take a look and say, “Rowr! All I know is - if that’s fat, I like it!”

 

If your woman is getting ready, maybe you’re both going to a party, and she is fiddling and fiddling with her hair, and she says something like, “Ack! My hair looks ridiculous! It’s a hideous mess!” It is imperative to first determine, either through looking or by asking her, where the offending area of hair is. Once you locate it, look concerned and somewhat undecided and say, “Hmmmm, well, … if it starts going too crazy and looking really stupid at the party, I’ll let you know.”

 

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