HGtv Makes Me Seethe With Rage
These people with their monies and their spouses and their houses to sell/buy/redecorate. Personally, I don’t even want any stupid ol’ beautiful house. Hardwood floors and crown moldings are for Jerks! I wouldn’t want that stuff if you paid me! Nope not me, I don’t go for that “this is my own place, I can paint the walls” crap; it’s pure hogwash! Good credit is for Chumps, for lame-o’s who’ve sold out to The Man. And I don’t want a handy dandy husband with whom to make life’s biggest decisions. I don’t want to have any of that stuff. Only losers want that sort of stuff. Not me, nope, I’m just too cool.
Okay – good credit is for people who should never be allowed to vote – I mean seriously, fuck you! Votes should only go to people who have actually had to choose between groceries and lights. But I digress…
Calm. The. Fuck. Down. Khaki.
Having nice surroundings can be soothing. And pleasant. And all sorts of other gay stuff. But you are a GIRL. You should feel comfortable expressing all that feminine shit.
I think that the people on HGTV or the Travel Channel or Food TV would lead the most pointless and unsatisfying life imaginable IF they had no one to share it with.
I personally detest decorating and Trading Spaces and all of it. But my 10 year old daughter has redecorated her room 5 times in the last 3 weeks. For her, I opened up an account at Lowe’s.
At least I tried.
They turned me down for having bad credit.
finkenwalde
April 14, 2008 at 8:41 am
I don’t even like money or being happy. sheesh!
aniche
April 19, 2008 at 7:04 am
No no I won’t calm down. I refuse.
Khaki
April 22, 2008 at 7:42 pm